I am going to get up, have a shower, have some breakfast then im going to go out!! Havn't felt like going out last few days but feeling better today! May drag someone to come and see the dark night rises with me! Everyone is raving about it, apparently iits sick! anyhoo peace out bro! ☮ ✌
]The other day my friend changed his profile picture, nothing out of the ordinary, it was just him stood in a garden in a shirt with shades on.
My brain on the other hand saw a guy who looked like a camp pornstar or stripper from the Netherlands- Noway/Sweden/German (sorry, no offence intended, ive just seen to much tv... Borat..ehem...) Then the image in my head kind of turned into him doing a photo shoot, and sauntering off half way through having a diva tantrum because he has to re-powder his nose...
"darling,wheres my tall skiny fat free cinemon double shot americano with hint of caramel? and wheres my Snokkiwookiwokkums *the small fluffy dog you carry around in a pink bag"
Then he said he admires my crazy imagination but also wonders what goes on in my head and that he was flattered he was on my mind, i replied:
"the inside of my head is like a fucking dungeon and you're like the creepy gay dude who dusts in a pink frilly apron... (naked)..eheem like the picture of Corey Talor at a BBQ but nothing like as manley"
Il admit i'm a bit of a crazy girlfriend, i get paranoid all the time, but its only because I have been lied to and messed about so many times, man i have shit experiences with guys... a tleast the extent of me being crazy is getting worried when i don't see him for over a week... right?